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Old 07-27-2009, 05:17 AM   #1
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I will throw out a scenario, fictional, of course, and you respond with a cool one liner.

If I get 5 decent responses, I'll throw out another.

Let's give it a go.

It's 1 A.M., and your significant other has a hankering for ice cream, and goads you in to going to the local quickie-mart to fetch a pint.

You're going through the case, find her damn chocolate fudge brownie, and head to the checkout, where you see a thug waving a knife at the clerk. He's demanding cash and Newports and a cherry Slushie.

He spins and sees you, can't leave witnesses, and lunges.

You draw and stop the threat with an accelerated pair. Clean shoot.

You look at the clerk and quip......
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Old 07-27-2009, 05:30 AM   #2
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1. I hate cherry Slushies.

2. Here's a sawbuck for the ice cream, my wife is waiting.

3. If I have to go for ice cream at 1 A. M., someone has to pay.

4. Smoking is hazardous to your health.

5. Was that punk your cousin?
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6. And gimme 45 on pump 2.

7. ¿Englais?

8. You carry shoe cleaner?

9. Whoops, looks like you're gonna have to mop up.

10. Can I assume the ice cream is free now?
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1. I hate cherry Slushies.

3. If I have to go for ice cream at 1 A. M., someone has to pay.

6. And gimme 45 on pump 2.

9. Whoops, looks like you're gonna have to mop up.
LOL!
Man, I have to avoid reading the posts of SK during the night, always end waking someone with my laughter...
I almost peed myself!


Ok, my Tough Guy One Line would be....

I hate to wait in line, now is my turn? right?
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Thanks my friend. I was gonna go with:

11. *shrugs* Sorry 'bout the gansta grease all over your store.
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1. Next time my wife can get her own damn ice cream.

2. Can I leave this ice cream here, I need to grab some beer.

3. He looked to young to buy cigs anyway.

4. A cherry slushee instead of coke? I couldn't let that crime go.
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I will throw out a scenario, fictional, of course, and you respond with a cool one liner.

If I get 5 decent responses, I'll throw out another.

Let's give it a go.

It's 1 A.M., and your significant other has a hankering for ice cream, and goads you in to going to the local quickie-mart to fetch a pint.

You're going through the case, find her damn chocolate fudge brownie, and head to the checkout, where you see a thug waving a knife at the clerk. He's demanding cash and Newports and a cherry Slushie.

He spins and sees you, can't leave witnesses, and lunges.

You draw and stop the threat with an accelerated pair. Clean shoot.

You look at the clerk and quip......
1. Double tap baby!!

2. Anyway, where were we?

3. Now I'm going to his house to kill his dog, take his bigscreen, and burn down his house.

4. Don't bring a knife and a slushie to a gunfight.

5. Give ME all your money punk!!!
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1. Cleanup on Aisle 2.
2. Yippe ki yay, Mother******.
3. Man's gotta know his limitations.
4. Damned zombies.
5. I was never here, and this never happened.
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Here's my line:

I guess he was in hurry to "check out."

Although it should be noted that a true tough guy would not have let his wife berate him into going shopping at 1:00 in the morning.
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Here's my line:

I guess he was in hurry to "check out."

Although it should be noted that a true tough guy would not have let his wife berate him into going shopping at 1:00 in the morning.
Excellent line. I was trying to find what would fit this graphic and you nailed it.

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