Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!Ok, I believe in equal representation on this subject.
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#10. It can be reloaded and ready to fire again immediately.
#9. A gun doesnt compare your ammo to his mothers ammo.
#8. The gases from a gun smell better.
#7. It doesnt mind if you spend hours shopping for another gun.
#6. It's always ready to help when you need a job done.
#5. A gun doesn't ask, You spent HOW MUCH on a holster?!?"
#4. You don't have to stroke its ego to get the results you want.
#3. When you put it away, it won't wander off.
#2. A gun wont lie about how long its barrel is.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a man....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!