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IGETEVEN 05-20-2010 03:35 PM

Top 10 Reasons men prefer guns vs women...
 
Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


Ok, I believe in equal representation on this subject. :cool:

All's fair in love and war, right?
:D


Top Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men...

#10. It can be reloaded and ready to fire again immediately.
#9. A gun doesn’t compare your ammo to his mother’s ammo.
#8. The gases from a gun smell better.
#7. It doesn’t mind if you spend hours shopping for another gun.
#6. It's always ready to help when you need a job done.
#5. A gun doesn't ask, ‘You spent HOW MUCH on a holster?!?"
#4. You don't have to stroke its ego to get the results you want.
#3. When you put it away, it won't wander off.
#2. A gun won’t lie about how long its barrel is.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a man....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


Jack

ALSGUN 05-20-2010 03:56 PM

very good, thanks for sharing:)

shadecorp 05-20-2010 04:18 PM

Very Good. :D
Thanks.

RugerShootinGal 05-20-2010 10:50 PM

That is it right on the money LOL

Bigcountry02 05-20-2010 10:53 PM

I agree with this!

canebrake 05-20-2010 10:58 PM

Now that's some humor right there.


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