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Old 10-26-2013, 01:43 PM   #11
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Its worded wrong for eyes to be the correct answer.



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Old 10-26-2013, 01:50 PM   #12
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Its worded wrong for eyes to be the correct answer.
Huh?
It's 3am the doorbell rings and you wake up.
First thing you open is your eyes.


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Its worded wrong for eyes to be the correct answer.
I think you can wakeup without opening your eyes, I constantly do it when i don't want to wake up.
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I think you can wakeup without opening your eyes, I constantly do it when i don't want to wake up.
True but it makes it a bit difficult to see who is at the door. Lol
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True but it makes it a bit difficult to see who is at the door. Lol
Right, Im saying that when the scenario starts (you wake up) its possible you haven't opened your eyes yet.

Incidentally, if someone--even my parents--came to my door at 3 in the morning...they could make their own darn breakfast, I'd want no part of that.
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Right, Im saying that when the scenario starts (you wake up) its possible you haven't opened your eyes yet.

Incidentally, if someone--even my parents--came to my door at 3 in the morning...they could make their own darn breakfast, I'd want no part of that.
I'd be opening the door gun in hand. Lol
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Im not gonna argue it. I think riddles are pretty stupid to begin with. Heh

I dont think they make sense.

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I'd be opening the door gun in hand. Lol
I'd make JW open the door I think. But if I were alone I'd do the same.
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I'd open the window and try to flank em. Hope mom likes the way the inside of my flash suppressor looks. That's all anybody that shows up unannounced at this hour is gonna see.

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"As it says "The doorbell rings and you wake up", then unless you sleep with your eyes open as a norm, the logical answer is "your eyes" What makes the answer "The Door" right?"

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