Three Labradors were sitting in a vets. Office the black lab said, what are you here for?
The yellow lab said, Im a digger, I dig holes every where, but the last straw was when I dug a hole in the couch, so my owner is having my nuts cut off to make me more dossal.
The other lab said, Im a chaser, I chase everything the cars driving down the street, the cats in the yard, but the last straw was when I caught and killed the cat, so the owner is having my nuts cut off so I will stop chasing everything.
The yellow lab said, and what are in here for?
The black lab said, Im a humper, I hump anything that will stand still long enough for me to jump on, and one day my owner she got out of the shower and bent down to dry her feet off and I jumped on her and started humping.
The other two labs looked at him and said, she will have you nuts cut off for sure for that.
The black lab said, No Im here to have my nails trimmed,
Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww