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Old 06-28-2010, 01:44 AM   #11
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Everyone in Hollywood is pretty, except Peewee Herman.

Get her dirty, then clean her so she starts to respect you. When her trust is complete, she will serve you well for a lifetime!

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If you hold down the trigger of a full auto M16 when it is empty it goes click, click, click, click really fast.
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*There's no need to rack the slide of a shotgun, just fire rapidly about 20rds or so.

*Guns have no recoil no matter what type

*You need to have a good one-liner lined up before making the final kill of a bad guy

*Anyone can jump and roll from a speeding car without risk of injury

*Dogs will always bite you on the forearm, but they do not leave marks

*One shot is all it takes to kill a person. Once shot they will fall completely dead and motionless
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*No one ever gets std's

*everyone dies in a dignified position with their eyes open

*hammer fisting someones chest and screamming Noooooooo is a necessary step in cpr
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* A round to the chest with a .45 ACP will make you do a back flip.

* Double barrel shotguns will fire at least 6 times without reloading.

* The average Kenworth semi truck can pop a wheelie and go through a wall of fire (James Bond in License to Kill)
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* speeding cars squeal around curves on dirt roads.

* no Hollywood cars ever have rear-view mirrors and automatics routinely have a clutch.

* a .50 caliber machine gun fired at a moving vehicle does little or no damage to the vehicle or it's occupants other than deflating the tires.

* A mini gun can be fired from the hip and the shooter will suffer no ill effects, loss of hearing, etc
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You can hide behind a wooden wall or 55 gallon drum and bullets cant touch you.

BEWARE!!! The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow.

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If you are the main character, fear not, you will survive till the end of the movie. Rather obvious
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All space aliens speak English or their language is easily translated
A good martial artist can fly
You can defend yourself or break into anyplace using what you have in your pocket
You can build a cannon from natural materials and a bamboo tree
You can dodge a bullet but you have to be very fast and Korean
You can overcome any hardship if you just try harder
Women think guys who smoke are cool
Drink a Martini in a Casino while wearing a Tuxedo, you'll get laid and she'll try to kill you
A guard dog can be distracted with a squeaky toy
The bad guy always gets killed, caught, or comes to a justifiable end
People get the government they deserve.
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*any gun shot at a tire will aways make it go flat

*all dogs no matter the breed can take a sniff of a shirt and find the hiding guy, but they will die once they find the guy

*women always have orgasms

*Sweat glistens, and nobody ever smells the armpits

*A guy with a bad back will have no trouble lifting the damsel and carrying her for miles

*Fires in buildings and houses produce no smoke and everyone can see clearly

*The same fires produce no heat so you can drag your friend right by burning walls and not get burned

*A large flaming beam will fall just as you get your friend out of the burning building
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