I liked this post because the title, and following video, is so awesomely bad it's EPIC!!
Poor 'gello - He is going to replay this over and over and over until it's all he can recite in his sleep when the bad bears come.
The only way to survive a bear attack, reliably, is to sleep under the stars
. All 5
Keep your ass out of the bear's environment, yo!!
Stick to the 5 star resorts with the 1500 thread count sheets and the room service. That is where the whole "survive" aspect comes in.
Camping. There is a great way to test the whole "man" versus "nature" thing.
I ain't camping until the Space Zombies comes....