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Gojubrian 08-26-2009 08:14 PM

And there we were (funny)
 
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the
injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife
scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted
Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who
doesn't know how to drive, and Obama is an idiot.


So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"



"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."

spittinfire 08-26-2009 08:16 PM

LOL, nice.

Troy Michalik 08-26-2009 09:42 PM

Good one Goju.

Franciscomv 08-26-2009 11:32 PM

LOL I'm stealing this one, I'm sure my Obama-loving American co-workers will love it. :)

Benning Boy 08-27-2009 06:04 AM

I will be using that one for the next month. Thank you.:D


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