Is there Sex in Heaven ??
A couple made a deal, that whoever died first, would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear, was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the Husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact with his wife.
"Marion.....Marion", came a voice from above.
"Is that you Bob?", asked the bewildered wife.
"Yes, I've come back like we've agreed." said the disembodied voice.
"That's wonderful," said Marion through her tears. "What's the afterlife like? Is it like we imagined?"
Bob's voice replied, "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off the the golf course. I have sex again, then bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch, you'd be proud of me, I've been eating lots and lots of greens, like you always wanted me to when I was alive. Then another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much need sleep and then the next day, it starts all over again."
Marion looks skyward and asks, "Bob, are you in Heaven?"
Bob's voice responds, "No.......I'm a rabbit in Arizona."
Thanks, Jack, I don't know enough clean ones :D!
Ohhh that was a good one!
Thanks for the laugh Jack!
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