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Old 08-18-2012, 09:55 PM   #1
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I asked her why she need a certain shampoo.

Wasn't her body full enough?
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Old 08-18-2012, 10:05 PM   #2
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Lmfao. Insert foot in mouth?
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My gal was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

Well, I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

And then the fight started……..
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my wife was hinting about what she wanted for our anniversary.

she said, " i want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

i bought her a scale!

then the fight was on........
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This thread is just wrong.




Keep 'em comming!
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My girl bought a new pair of pants. As she was trying them on she asked;
"Do these make my a$$ look big?"
Nope your a$$ makes the pants look small.

And then the fight started ...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my Order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" "Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started...
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I were watching a show about reincarnation...what's that she asked.

It's a belief that after you die your spirit comes back in a different form...oh cool she said, I want to come back as a cow.

What about this don't you understand I asked...that's when the fight started.
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