While it doesn't even come close to being epic... Wife called today, "do you know what YOUR dog did". I immediately started laughing this was going to be good.
Climbed into a chair that had a an empty box on it, pushed the box on to the floor, climbed on to the table and got into the bacon and cheese chip dip mix. Scattered all over the dining room, kitchen, and living room, and made sure she was coated in it too. Good thing she had visited the groomer yesterday and smelled all pretty
SWMBO wasn't nearly as amused as I was!