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Old 11-20-2011, 03:09 AM   #11
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I'm getting drunk.
Probably not gonna help.
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Idk... I think his plan's pretty solid...
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These are so funny. I can't think of one to tell....
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Someone set my parent's dining room table on fire. The guilty party will remain nameless.

I still can't figure out how myself and my two brothers in law made it through the door at the same time. We are all 200+ pounds each.
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Thanksgiving 2002. Answered a knock on my door half way through dinner, to find a deputy waiting on the other side. I found out that the ex was divorcing me at that point. Looking back, it was the best thing she ever did for me.
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That was the best Thanksgiving .........
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My cousin (15 yrs. old) wasn't much of a drinker but he decided to sneak a few shots of booze. By the time he sat down to eat he was pretty well messed up. He started eating and about 10 minutes into dinner he threw up all over the table/food. Everyone was gagging/screaming but me. I thought it was funny than hell. I couldn't stop laughing.
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My cousin (15 yrs. old) wasn't much of a drinker but he decided to sneak a few shots of booze. By the time he sat down to eat he was pretty well messed up. He started eating and about 10 minutes into dinner he threw up all over the table/food. Everyone was gagging/screaming but me. I thought it was funny than hell. I couldn't stop laughing.
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The worst turkey day of my life, the rabbit hunt the morning of thanksgiving I had to stay home and do the chores..... The only thing I didn't have to feed was the frickin dogs....Oh well, it was a good hunt for my uncles as they came home with 25 rabbits and a half dozen worn out beagles.....I hate turkey baked in an oven.......
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Many (many) years ago, my mom's friend was cooking a turkey in the oven and forgot all about it and went to sleep! Woke up the next morning and the bird was burnt to a crisp.
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