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Old 11-16-2010, 09:37 PM   #1
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I was at my girlfriends mom and dads house,girlfriend at that time,a few years back and every body was ready to eat. Then their big hairy cat jumped up on the table and started walking down the middle of the table right for the turkey. Every body jumped up at the same time,to get the cat,the cat spooked and turned the table into a total free for all MESS!!!.Chairs were flying,along with all the food on the table. Was funny/gross at the same time. Her dad was cussing up a storm. Then another time my mom cut her finger and we spent the next six hours in the ER waiting room. Every body had to wait to eat so,us younger kids played football for the older people to watch in the front yard. That's my Thanksgiving Horror story...Anybody got one to tell ???...I'll tell about the x-mas tree falling over at x-mas.....SARGE_257 I know you have a story or two To tell...

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Old 11-16-2010, 09:47 PM   #2
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I don't consider it a horror story, but my favorite cat of all time was head & shoulders inside the turkey eating his way out many, many years ago. The look on Mom's face was priceless.

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I eat Thanksgiving dinner with my In-Laws....top that crap!

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I eat Thanksgiving dinner with my In-Laws....top that crap!
You can not top that. That is the ultimate Thanksgiving Horror Story!!!! That is funny as hell
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Yea...My story was about five or six years ago....But Somebody has got to have a Frickin Horror Story or Two...........

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I ever tell you about when the Queen of England stopped in for turkey?

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my bad thanksgiving day. well morning.. happend about 730am on turkey day. me vs a semi.. it was a tie, you can see the semi in the background of one of the pics.

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Mine is yet to come. The wife invited friends and family. She plans to roast one turkey, deep fry another, and bake a ham.

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I sat for 4 hours in -10 degree weather at a WVU/Pitt football game one year. Good thing we won, because that would've totally not been worth it otherwise.

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my bad thanksgiving day. well morning.. happend about 730am on turkey day. me vs a semi.. it was a tie, you can see the semi in the background of one of the pics.
Will not buff out. Glad you lived to tell the tale.

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