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NGIB 02-10-2011 01:23 PM

Texting for seniors
 
Hey, us old folks need short hand as well. Please study this list so you can understand us old people:

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

lonyaeger 02-10-2011 01:24 PM

Ha, classic!

buckhuntr 02-10-2011 01:33 PM

Hilarious!
I pinched it for another forum.:p

NGIB 02-10-2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckhuntr (Post 441804)
Hilarious!
I pinched it for another forum.:p

I stole it myself...

NitroxAZ 02-10-2011 02:43 PM

Out in e-mail. Thanks.

cpttango30 02-10-2011 02:50 PM

That's good I'm sending to my dad

winds-of-change 02-10-2011 03:29 PM

Good post. Thanks for sharing that.

Boyerracing343 02-10-2011 04:07 PM

Thats great, Sending to grandma now.


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