C&P from one of my favorite sites- notalwaysright.com.......
Pharmacy | Baldwinsville, NY, USA
Customer: Id like to buy some syringes.
Me: Can I see some ID?
Customer: Theyre not for me, theyre for my dad. Hes a diabetic and needs them for his insulin.
Me: Okay. I still need to see some ID. Do you know his date of birth?
Customer: Ill never forget his date of birth. I had it tattooed on my arm the day he died.
(The customer proceeds to show everyone in the pharmacy the tattoo of his deceased fathers DOBthe same father that he is trying to buy syringes for.)