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Old 08-24-2017, 09:53 PM   #11
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Several years a Ago I received a call from a young lady selling a freezer plan. After listening to her spiel, I informed her that she had reached a working Farm and that we grow and raise all of our own food. She replies "OMG! I have always wanted to do that!" She starts asking many questions, how many head of cattle, fowl, sheep pigs etc. next thing I know I'm living on the Ponderosa and asking if she is married!
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"Stayed at one of your resorts? Gee- the restraining order says I am not allowed to be within 100 yards of any children. Do your resorts have children?"


"Pay off my student loans? Naw- the Witness Protection Program took care of that."

"Yeah, I really would like a warranty on my vehicle. Make and year? Well, it's a 1985 F-150."

"Lower the interest on my credit card, Rachel? So........what are you wearing, Rachel?"
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