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Old 07-17-2013, 03:49 AM   #21
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They called a farm I was working on once. Asked for a former employee who was Hispanic. Asked for Jesus, but not in the Hispanic dialect of the name. Had to inform them that Jesus hasn't been on earth in a long time, and his last name was not Gonzalez to my knowledge. Lmao


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Old 07-17-2013, 04:07 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by KeysKelly View Post
We get them actually knocking on our doors too in Key West. I've gotten to the point where I just have fun with them. The Cencus was the worst when in Key West. They were asking all sorts of weird things and even illegal things. The guy asked my what my sexual preference is. I told him I like to be on top. I don't think that was what he meant.
I tell them "Yes, I prefer it to celibacy."

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Originally Posted by Vikingdad

I tell them "Yes, I prefer it to celibacy."
Not Much Telemarketers calling here since we put all our #'s on the DNC list...But I love Telling Jehovas when the knock at my door at 8AM Saturday Morning(when i answer the door in Workout shorts with an LC3 Pistol Belt and a Safariland Hip rig with my 6" Colt Python,) that" Do you Know an American Patriot lives here? Do you know you have your freedom of beliefs because I put on a Uniform to protect those freedoms?? Have a Nice Day.." and shut the door....Next, up goes the "do not knock unless you are expected" sign,..and "Never mind the Bulldog, beware of the Humans!"

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I bought a "Zapper" a fews years ago.
It produces a signal that indicates to the calling computer that the number dialed has been disconnected.

Those calls that get through are handled appropriately.

I always ask the caller why they are insinuating that I am dumb.
They always come back with "I'm not insinuating that you are dumb, sir, all I am doing is....."
My reply goes along
"Well, don't you think that if I was in the market, I can do my own research and make a decision without your assistance? Evidently not if you are calling me, so, Yes, you are insinuating that I am too dumb to do it on my own. And if you insult me in such a manner, I have not choice but to report you and your business as harassing and insulting me. (Now, please send me your name and address so I have the correct information for the lawsuit.)"


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