The Tangopedia
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House > The Tangopedia

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-02-2009, 12:32 AM   #1
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: I see you, and you will not know when I will strike
Posts: 24,301
Liked 3479 Times on 1609 Posts
Likes Given: 3590

Default The Tangopedia

Welcome to the active version of FTF's FAQ.

This thread is dedicated to explaining the posts of one of our rare, God ate the mold when he made him, members in Cpttango.

Frequently you may find yourself engaged by Cpttango. Some of his posts might be foreign to you. You may find yourself scratching your head, in your mom's basement, with your 5.11 tactical pants on and your Uber pistol in your lap, wondering what the hell just happened to your online personna?

How did this happen? I thought I was speaking the gamer's lounge truth. I thought I knew my interwebz firearms. And what is this guy telling me??

Well, Here is your Tangopedia:

You’re an Effing Douche”: This means that cpttango does not approve of your post or your opinion. I would suggest reading the rest of the posts and see where you went wrong.

I have a picture of Ponch that says “You’re a Douche”: This means that cpttango does not approve of your post or your opinion so strongly; he needed to express himself visually. You probably need to rethink before posting again.

"Hey, I have been busy you homo": Cpttango is explaining that his life does not revolve around this forum and has outside commitments. It is in your best interest to cut him some slack.

Like me, you have to take *information offered* with a grain of salt”: Cpttango is trying to say that he does not always mean to come off as a hard ass, but that does not mean he likes you, or that he is sorry about it. It just means that sometimes Cpttango has rare moments were he is not AS MAD as he is the rest of the time.

I am tired of you and your stupid crap”: This is rare. You have just hit the trifecta, so you might want to consider buying a lottery ticket. Not only have you pissed of Cpttango in this thread, not only has he LONG since written off ANY advice you might have about firearms, but you have reached the point where nothing you have had to say is even entertaining. You are in an elite cast that can be counted on one hand.

Effing”: Cpttango is censoring himself from really telling you off with several “F” Bombs. You should know this, but since you were questioning it, I see that Cpttango was right about you.

Stupid Post of the Day Award: This is rare as well, because it does not occur everyday. What the means is that you have posted something that is so Mall Ninja Moronic and/or completely out in Left Field Stupid, that Cpttango had to reach deep into his bag and come out with something JUST for you.

Damn Sissy”/ “Effing Sissy” / “Anything with puzzy in it”: You do not possess the equipment necessary to survive in Cpttango’s world. You should rent the entire series of Band of Brothers, (6) Clint Eastwood Westerns and every movie that John Wayne EVA made. Watch them all back to back, while being blown & fondled by two Thai hookers who are 100% born females, during the after math of eating 11 double bacon cheeseburgers. Once you have watched at least half of Band of Brothers, or made it through three movies, you need to burn through 500 rounds of ammunition that is Centerfire ONLY! Repeat as necessary until Cpttango recognizes your recent Boys’ Drop.

Douche Bag”: See “You’re an Effing Douche”

EOH”: Equal Opportunity Hater. Cpttango is telling you that while you have pissed him off in the past, and probably will piss him off in the future, he doesn’t single you out. Cpttango has decided that everyone deserves a good verbal beatdown from time to time.

Anything involving the phrasing of “Panties in a wad”: Cpttango is trying to explain to you that the stick that is in your rectum over whatever you said and he responded to, is because you are actually lacking the parts necessary to survive in Cpttango’s realm ( see Sissy/Puzzy above ) AND you have gone so far as to make the mistake of dressing in women’s full backside underwear. This has gotten bunched into your buttock region and is actually what is bothering you. See recommendation above.

All I can say, is this”: You have just received a visual response from Cpttango. There are NO positive results of this post. Recommend you do some reading of the thread and educate yourself.

Grumpy”: This is as close as you are EVA going to get to a sort of backhanded “love” from Cpttango. Cpttango is an Alpha Males’ Alpha Male. He does not give hugs. He does not pat a player on the backside and say “Good job”. When you are a “Grumpy” anything ( Grumpy Bastard, Grumpy F*cker, Grumpy Mod) Cpttango is trying to explain that while he respects you as a person, he is not happy with your current attitude.

Visiting your Aunt’s House”: Cpttango is relating to you that your current attitude, while he knows is not your normal vernacular, is because of extra stress and/or hormonal imbalances in your system. He is ALMOST forgiving you, but he is Cpttango after all. Check Yo Self, Foo!!

Low-life worthless scum sucking SOB”: This is never applied to the poster, this is only applied to criminals. Chances are good that Cpttango is sharing with you his personal belief, and life mission, to rid this world of criminals, one copper jacked round at a time. You best bet is to agree with him.
__________________
Dillinger is offline  
 
Reply With Quote

Join FirearmsTalk.com Today - It's Free!

Are you a firearms enthusiast? Then we hope you will join the community. You will gain access to post, create threads, private message, upload images, join groups and more.

Firearms Talk is owned and operated by fellow firearms enthusiasts. We strive to offer a non-commercial community to learn and share information.

Join FirearmsTalk.com Today! - Click Here


Old 10-02-2009, 12:57 AM   #2
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
skullcrusher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Ohio,Ohio
Posts: 10,949
Liked 17 Times on 12 Posts

Default

Excellent, and well thought out. You've been doing your homework. May I submit another Tangoism for addition the this collection?

If so, then I offer:

"Effing kid touchers- any suspect religious group or cult group. Usually led by an extremist or two. These people are the worst of the worst in Tango's mind. Shoot on sight if he had his way.

__________________

From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!


Quote:
Originally Posted by pandamonium View Post
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
skullcrusher is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 12:59 AM   #3
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,152
Liked 23 Times on 7 Posts

Default

Methinks this deserves a sticky. Makes it easier for us to grab quotes from it when necessary.

Also, if we number them it would be good shorthand. For example you could just say "T-1" rather than having to type out the entire effin douche line.

He called me an "old codger" I suspect that's somewhat similar to a "Grumpy"...

__________________

Last edited by NGIB; 10-02-2009 at 01:10 AM.
NGIB is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 01:09 AM   #4
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: I see you, and you will not know when I will strike
Posts: 24,301
Liked 3479 Times on 1609 Posts
Likes Given: 3590

Default

Thank you kind sirs. I have been working on this for a couple of days. My hope is to garner some begrudging respect from Tango himself ( oh, the glee ) and from Benning Boy.

Awesome addition Skull. How the hell did I miss that one?

__________________
Dillinger is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 01:29 AM   #5
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
spittinfire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Maiden,NC
Posts: 9,663
Liked 83 Times on 54 Posts
Likes Given: 5

Default

Who here is so thinned skinned they needed a dictionary? Tango and I have butted heads a time or two but I believe I can speak for both of us when I say we respect each other. Come on guys....SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR!!

__________________

If the pain is lacking so is the discipline...

"the only 911 call I need is chambering a round" - Mr. Muller, MO car dealer

spittinfire is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 01:40 AM   #6
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
canebrake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: 150 miles NE of Sloppy Joe's Bar
Posts: 21,941
Liked 1428 Times on 809 Posts
Likes Given: 1290

Default

WOW, that explains a lot!

__________________
http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...brake02jpg.jpg

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/...ps18cfbeae.jpg

Get her dirty, then clean her so she starts to respect you. When her trust is complete, she will serve you well for a lifetime!

"...if doves shot back, there wouldn't be a need for a bag limit."
- orangello
canebrake is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 01:56 AM   #7
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
CA357's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Oregon
Posts: 19,871
Liked 1175 Times on 510 Posts
Likes Given: 2978

Default

This is outrageously douchetastic! Thanks for the thread.

__________________
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”Samuel Adams
CA357 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 03:16 AM   #8
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Stafford, Virginia,The state of insanity.
Posts: 14,043
Liked 36 Times on 30 Posts

Default

WOW that was so good I am having a hard time typing because I am still laughing so dam hard.

__________________
cpttango30 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 03:31 AM   #9
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: I see you, and you will not know when I will strike
Posts: 24,301
Liked 3479 Times on 1609 Posts
Likes Given: 3590

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by cpttango30 View Post
WOW that was so good I am having a hard time typing because I am still laughing so damn hard.
Screw you BENNING!!

I just got the cyber masturbation GOLD CUP.

*goes to sleep happy, enthused and wise. *

JD
__________________
Dillinger is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 03:32 AM   #10
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: I see you, and you will not know when I will strike
Posts: 24,301
Liked 3479 Times on 1609 Posts
Likes Given: 3590

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CA357 View Post
This is outrageously douchetastic! Thanks for the thread.
- Thank you my friend. Thank you!

JD
__________________
Dillinger is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes