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Old 08-07-2010, 03:50 PM   #1
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MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionaire"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

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LMAO that's great opaww!

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"Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"

* snot bubble *


Good stuff opaww!

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That was really funny.

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Veilwatch, that has to be a late night show on PPV.

Thanks for the laugh!

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And 11pm until sunrise they run porno...

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You forgot about Moohmad Noor selling his brand new Prophet hack-saws that will not only cut through the heads of the captured infidel cleanly, but can also be used to help cut the muffler off a car so it can be made into an IED, and it'll never need to be sharpened!

Plus, if you act now in the next 10 minutes you'll get a FREE suicide vest. That's right, free. No hidden costs.

And what might all of this cost you ask... It's yours for the lowly price of 1 camel and two goats! That's right you're ONE CAMEL AND TWO GOATS away from delivering that special brand of justice that us peaceful Muslims are known for to the evil invading infidels.

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