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AR10 03-31-2013 04:41 PM

After months of looking, I found a job, finally. Trouble is, it is as a TSA agent. I start Monday, tomorrow. In the agreement I signed, I agreed to sell all my guns, and surrender the assault weapons to them, along with high capacity mags. They will let me keep a shotgun, in accordance with Joe Biden's directive.

I get a three day training course then it is off to the airport to fondle troublemakers, as my new boss puts it. We also do lots of bra and panty checks of the 18 to 34 year olds, if they look interesting, I am told.

In the interview, to get the job, I had to nark out my neighbors that have no fishing permits, have bottle rockets on the forth of July, and drink two liter bottles of pop. At first I almost did not turn them in, but I got a twenty five dollar bonus for doing so, and I figured, why not take the money?

My bosses also wanted to know which of my friends and relatives own guns, and what kinds they are. I told them, but I felt bad afterwords, that was until I realized that was what Obama wanted me to do, then it was ok.

I will be working thirty hours a week at the airport, and ten hours at Wal-Mart, undercover, watching people buy ammo, and reporting their licence plate numbers. That sounds like fun.

If I get past the 90 day probation period, and everyone does, I will make supervisor, and will start recruiting my friends that I think will follow Obama orders to do what we are told, no questions asked.

This is a sweet job, and all I need to do is follow orders to trample on rights, people should not have anyway.

Monday morning comes early, off to Wal-Mart to practice writting down licence plates and spy on the ammo sales, then off to bed so I can get up early Monday .

MisterMcCool 03-31-2013 04:45 PM

Where can I apply?

HOSSFLY 03-31-2013 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AR10 (Post 1198119)
After months of looking, I found a job, finally. Trouble is, it is as a TSA agent. I start Monday, tomorrow. In the agreement I signed, I agreed to sell all my guns, ans surrender the assault weapons to them, along with high capacity mags. They will let me keep a shotgun, in accordance with Joe Biden's directive.

I get a three day training course then it is off to the airport to fondle troublemakers, as my new boss puts it. We also do lots of bra and panty checks of the 18 to 34 year olds, if they look interesting, I am told.

In the interview, to get the job, I had to nark out my neighbors that have no fishing permits, have bottle rockets on the forth of July, and drink two liter bottles of pop. At first I almost did not turn them in, but I got a twenty five dollar bonus for doing so, and I figured, why not take the money?

My bosses also wanted to know which of my friends and relatives own guns, and what kinds they are. I told them, but I felt bad afterwords, that was until I realized that was what Obama wanted me to do, then it was ok.

I will be working thirty hours a week at the airport, and ten hours at Wal-Mart, undercover, watching people buy ammo, and reporting their licence plate numbers. That sounds like fun.

If I get past the 90 day probation period, and everyone does, I will make supervisor, and will start recurring my friends that I think will follow Obama orders to do what we are told, no questions asked.

This is a sweet job, and all I need to do is follow orders to trample on rights, people should not have anyway.

Monday morning comes early, off to Wal-Mart to practice writting down licence plates and spy on the ammo sales, then off to bed so I can get up early Monday .

Should have waited till tomorrow to post this :D

AR10 03-31-2013 04:52 PM

I'll be working tomorrow!

Fathead00 03-31-2013 04:55 PM

Are you joking?? This has to be an earlier April Fools joke!!

Tackleberry1 03-31-2013 05:00 PM

I like you AR10... but that won't stop me from permanently disabling your silly ass if your grope my toddler! ;)

Tack


Quote:

Originally Posted by AR10 (Post 1198119)
After months of looking, I found a job, finally. Trouble is, it is as a TSA agent. I start Monday, tomorrow. In the agreement I signed, I agreed to sell all my guns, and surrender the assault weapons to them, along with high capacity mags. They will let me keep a shotgun, in accordance with Joe Biden's directive.

I get a three day training course then it is off to the airport to fondle troublemakers, as my new boss puts it. We also do lots of bra and panty checks of the 18 to 34 year olds, if they look interesting, I am told.

In the interview, to get the job, I had to nark out my neighbors that have no fishing permits, have bottle rockets on the forth of July, and drink two liter bottles of pop. At first I almost did not turn them in, but I got a twenty five dollar bonus for doing so, and I figured, why not take the money?

My bosses also wanted to know which of my friends and relatives own guns, and what kinds they are. I told them, but I felt bad afterwords, that was until I realized that was what Obama wanted me to do, then it was ok.

I will be working thirty hours a week at the airport, and ten hours at Wal-Mart, undercover, watching people buy ammo, and reporting their licence plate numbers. That sounds like fun.

If I get past the 90 day probation period, and everyone does, I will make supervisor, and will start recruiting my friends that I think will follow Obama orders to do what we are told, no questions asked.

This is a sweet job, and all I need to do is follow orders to trample on rights, people should not have anyway.

Monday morning comes early, off to Wal-Mart to practice writting down licence plates and spy on the ammo sales, then off to bed so I can get up early Monday .


Sniper03 03-31-2013 05:09 PM

AR 10~ :D:D:D:D!

That TSA story is GOOD! But would not surprise me if O and company had their way! Since medical people recently have been advised to ask if there are any weapons in the home on medical forms. Correct Answer " I decline to answer the question because it violates my Constitutional Rights! My personal preferred answer for them! "None of your Fn Business! :D But a medical professional friend advised use answer number one! "Never" NO or YES!
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Axxe55 03-31-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sniper03 (Post 1198157)
AR 10~ :D:D:D:D!

That TSA story is GOOD! But would not surprise me if O and company had their way! Since medical people recently have been advised to ask if there are any weapons in the home on medical forms. Correct Answer " I decline to answer the question because it violates my Constitutional Rights! My personal preferred answer for them! "None of your Fn Business! :D But a medical professional friend advised use answer number one! "Never" NO or YES!
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a couple of months ago i had to go to a walk-in clinic to get some relief for a stomach virus and couldn't get into see my regular doctor for a few days. well the nurse asked this question of me as well. i was kind of taken aback at first at the mentioning of such a thing. really shocked is more accurate. first i asked what that had to do with helping me with my stomach virus and she replied they were required to ask thes questions now. i looked at her and asked her, " how much money do you have in your checking account?" she looked at me as if i had asked her if she was hooker! the look was priceless! she said, " well that's really none of your business!" i said to her, " well if or how many firearms i have in my home, is none of your business either"

the doctor came in later and asked me why i had declined to answer the question. i asked him the same question as i had the nurse. he kind of got all huffy and upset with me. i informed him my ailment had nothing to do with them knowing whether i owned or how many firearms i owned.

this is even happening in smaller towns from what i am seeing. we were discussing it at work a few days later and it was not an isolated event. several others had had the same questions asked of them as well at the doctors office. hmmmmm.........

HOSSFLY 03-31-2013 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by axxe55 (Post 1198249)
a couple of months ago i had to go to a walk-in clinic to get some relief for a stomach virus and couldn't get into see my regular doctor for a few days. well the nurse asked this question of me as well. i was kind of taken aback at first at the mentioning of such a thing. really shocked is more accurate. first i asked what that had to do with helping me with my stomach virus and she replied they were required to ask thes questions now. i looked at her and asked her, " how much money do you have in your checking account?" she looked at me as if i had asked her if she was hooker! the look was priceless! she said, " well that's really none of your business!" i said to her, " well if or how many firearms i have in my home, is none of your business either"

the doctor came in later and asked me why i had declined to answer the question. i asked him the same question as i had the nurse. he kind of got all huffy and upset with me. i informed him my ailment had nothing to do with them knowing whether i owned or how many firearms i owned.

this is even happening in smaller towns from what i am seeing. we were discussing it at work a few days later and it was not an isolated event. several others had had the same questions asked of them as well at the doctors office. hmmmmm.........

Sounds like a unrequested prostrate exam :(

Axxe55 03-31-2013 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HOSSFLY (Post 1198251)
Sounds like a unrequested prostrate exam :(

i consider it to be invading my privacy! at the very least gettin too personal.:mad:


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