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jumps in her car and takes off
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Officer: "Ma'am, can you describe the vehicle?"
Wife: "Yes Sir, Silver 2005 Jeep Liberty Diesel, with 5 .38 caliber holes."
Officer: "Ma'am, 5 holes?"
Wife: "Yeah, he was gone before I could reload."
Take your chances cowboy, and hope she misses.