"The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity scene in the U.S. Capitol this Christmas season.
This isn't for any constitutional or religious reason.
They simply have not been able to find three wise men in Washington. A search for a virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable."
__________________ If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. ― Samuel Adams