You might be a libertarian if you wonder why the definition of liberal contradicts with their views, and why conservatives don't conserve crap.
Practice doesn't make perfect, it make permanent.
When I hear a Liberal say "I can speak for gun owners because I own a shotgun" I just want to scream "Well I can speak for vegetarians because I like lettuce on my cheeseburger!"
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
From a helo pilot I know:I like flyin more than I like f**kin, and I like f**kin a hellovalot