Note to the Saffron Swain (I thought a swain was like a goose, only bigger)
You might check out the folks working out with the katanas, and then cue up the music for Gimme Three Steps-
Note to IO- great concept! Of course, your evil nemesis will be Analog, and his weaker companion- Y2K.
Myself- by day a mild mannered publican, by night I shall become...
The Copper Kettle! With roots in Scotland, Ireland, and the mountains of the SouthEast, I have the ability to transform mundane corn, barley, rye- and even potatoes into the nectar of the Gods. With my young sidekick, Pony Keg, we do battle with the forces of the evil empire- Rotgut, PBR, Ripple, and the Mad Mother.