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Old 07-20-2010, 08:05 PM   #21
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Ah, but they too will bow at my feet once they see that I am ten times the man Long Dong Silver was. Then they will willingly hand over their women to me....
You ever spent much time as a white man in their Asian culture? I know that you have a penchant for Asian women, so perhaps you have. But the men ( atleast in Korea and Japan ) are AMAZINGLY competitive when it comes to their counterparts from the West.

10 times?! Holy Hell, I am going to buy stock in surgical sutures and hospital gauze.

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But, I'm going to let them keep Margaret Cho....

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They call me “Eclipse”.. I am the man in the shadows that you never see until it’s to late. My power is the power to move into a shadow and move from shadow to shadow no matter where in the world it is if there is a shadow I can find it. I work for the good of man kind and upon occasion for myself (hey, doing good deeds doesn’t pay the bills).

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Invisibility is mine.

I would use it for both good and bad. I could slip into any hostage situation and defuse it in a matter of seconds but beating the hell out of the bad guys. Before doing that though I would take my cut before hand and sneak a peek up a few skirts. I would also spend plenty of time in high school and college womens locker rooms. With this ability if I touch you you become invisible as well. So We could whoopie it up in the middle of a crowded room and no one would know.

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My superhero alter ego is IO, for I control all that is binary in the universe...yin and yang, on and off, yes and no, 1 or 0 all bow to me. My only limitation is the need for physical contact with the object, I have no telekenetic powers.

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Invisibility is mine.

I would use it for both good and bad. I could slip into any hostage situation and defuse it in a matter of seconds but beating the hell out of the bad guys. Before doing that though I would take my cut before hand and sneak a peek up a few skirts. I would also spend plenty of time in high school and college womens locker rooms. With this ability if I touch you you become invisible as well. So We could whoopie it up in the middle of a crowded room and no one would know.
Now why does anything you come up with not surprise me? I knew you would use your powers to sneak a peak into the locker rooms at some point.

I would choose the ability to read minds. I would know if someone was planning to do me or anyone else harm, know if my mechanic/ contractor etc. is ripping me off, never lose a poker hand and, coinciding with Tango's perverse thinking, never miss out on azz again because I didn't know the opportunity was there...

Not glamorous but definitely useful.
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Stock up on the Beano first.
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My superhero alter ego is IO, for I control all that is binary in the universe...yin and yang, on and off, yes and no, 1 or 0 all bow to me. My only limitation is the need for physical contact with the object, I have no telekenetic powers.
Wow, Input/Output is a great superhero ideal. You could change everything cpu controlled at will. Very well done, sir.

Me? I have no name because just the thougt of me tears a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum. That is my schick.

I can bend time, travel time in either way with a blink of an eye. I can affect history and even rewrite history books. The same goes for science and literature.

I can be in multiple places at once, transport and even witness the death of Christ while sipping a Mohito on South Beach. I will use this for both good (meh) and evil (mostly). Just try and stop me and I will go and kill your great-great grandfather just after I make your great-great-great grandmother my biaatch.
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I personally think being a shape shifter would be awesome. I would have all the powers of the animal kingdom and the human world alike. Then I could become two of the coolest animals....the duck and the squirrel. Let's face it, a duck can sit on water, that is so cool!! And every deer hunter knows what squirrels can do, crafty little rodents and tough too. Not to mention if you tick me off you run the risk of getting mauled by a 2000lb grizzly bear.

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I'd have to go with the teleportation power. I hate the daily commute and travel in general. I would use this power to benefit me and the rest of y'all can go pound sand. I think my moniker would be "Fade-Out"...

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