[kaido]

Originally Posted by austin92

Goes blind

Can measure exact powder and bullet grain in your hand

Loses hand do to chronic "masterjiggling."

Able to beat mr.Bolt in a race.

[rurak]

Only if you are walking on your hands

You piss gasoline in unlimited amounts on command

[jasrrt]

Originally Posted by rurak

You piss gasoline in unlimited amounts on command

Side note: love this one. The money I could save. Lol.

Condition: only using a catheter and the assistance of a very ugly nurse.

Power: ability to bring things from your imagination to life.

[c3shooter]

Power: ability to bring things from your imagination to life.

However, you HAVE no imagination.

Temorarily draws superhuman strength whenever touching something that is orange in color.

[woody63m]

Originally Posted by c3shooter

However, you HAVE no imagination.

Temorarily draws superhuman strength whenever touching something that is orange in color.

However your color blind

Able to walk through walls

[JCANNON]

only the interior walls of the worst prison...

Ability to fly

[rocshaman]

Originally Posted by JCANNON

only the interior walls of the worst prison...

Ability to fly

But only if launching of an Egyptian pyramid while chanting Ra Ra Ra....


Ability to make any woman swoon over you.

[potentialglock]

Can only fly one way. Must walk home.



Ability to be impervious to others conditions of my super powers.

[capto56]

Condition 1: you are also gay

Condition 2: you didn't have any super powers to begin with.

Power: have a super powered lizard tongue that acts as a third hand

[potentialglock]

Condition: it only functions to masturbate with


Superpower: the ability to breathe underwater