It's only on boiling water....
Power: superman abilities with kryptonite repellent
Only when aimed at your mouth...
Power: always awake and full of energy and never having to sleep
condition: only works when doing laundry
power: can talk to machines
Condition: Fight with Girlfriend
Power: Ability to conjugate thought at 5x the normal speed.
condition: only when urinating
power: heat vision
only in one room and its full of mouse traps...
Power: ability to acquire any power any time