Condition: you never have sex again
Power: ability to breathe underwater
You live in antarctica
The power to change anything about another person
Condition: You get kicked in the crotch every time you do
Power: Can run faster than a Kenyan
The Kenyan is one legged and can only crawl
Power to to have rules not apply in all facets of life
condition: only works when you are treading water
Power: Ability to heat liquid to boiling temperatures with thought.
conditon: You can only do this in the shower
Power: ability to shapeshift
You always turn the wrong color.
power to catch a bullet in my bare hand without even a scratch.
The bullets are dropped into your hands
Ability to teleport at anytime
But you can only teleport to a Wal-Mart Bathroom
Power- You can hock gold nugget louggies