[Lovegun]

Condition: you never have sex again

Power: ability to breathe underwater

[rurak]

You live in antarctica


The power to change anything about another person

[TheDesertFox]

Condition: You get kicked in the crotch every time you do
Power: Can run faster than a Kenyan

[JCANNON]

The Kenyan is one legged and can only crawl

Power to to have rules not apply in all facets of life

[Cattledog]

condition: only works when you are treading water

Power: Ability to heat liquid to boiling temperatures with thought.

[Lovegun]

conditon: You can only do this in the shower

Power: ability to shapeshift

[ZombieBrawler]

Originally Posted by Lovegun

conditon: You can only do this in the shower

Power: ability to shapeshift

Condition: you can only shape shift into an image of yourself.

Power: chameleon anytime, any place

[Devin556]

You always turn the wrong color.
power to catch a bullet in my bare hand without even a scratch.

[Lovegun]

The bullets are dropped into your hands
Ability to teleport at anytime

[CapnJack]

But you can only teleport to a Wal-Mart Bathroom

Power- You can hock gold nugget louggies