you see your death is only five minutes away....
Ability to clone yourself allowing you to be in two places at the same time.
If guns kill people, mine are defective.
You have a wreck and become a vegetable and your family gets to spend the money.
ability to make any woman I choose appear im my bed buck naked and ready for lovin.
You have a 2 second attention span.
The ability to diagnose any problem within first glance.
If you've got one foot in yesterday, and the other in tomorrow, than you're pissing on today.
They all turn out to be liberals!!!
The ability to punch people through the Internet. Without breaking my computer, phone, tablet etc.(Trip and Cinder ) come to think of it that ability would come in handy when watching Obama speeches on YouTube.