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Old 02-09-2013, 02:53 PM   #201
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Unfortunately you have a harelip and no one can understand a thing you're saying.

The power to win any argument with a liberal and in fact make them finally see reason. An amazing feat by anyone's standards.
They see the reason to throw all conservatives in jail.


The ability to never need a restroom
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They see the reason to throw all conservatives in jail.

The ability to never need a restroom
You don't need a restroom because you go in public and get arrested.

You're able to play any musical instrument without ever needing to learn or practice.
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You don't need a restroom because you go in public and get arrested.

You're able to play any musical instrument without ever needing to learn or practice.
You don't have hands.

Ability to fabricate guns and ammo from scrap metal
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You don't have hands.

Ability to fabricate guns and ammo from scrap metal
They fall apart after one round.


The ability to explode things with my mind.
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you suffer explosive diarrhea every time you use it.

able to use remote viewing to see anything anyone else does.
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you suffer explosive diarrhea every time you use it.

able to use remote viewing to see anything anyone else does.
Can only be used in nasty public restrooms.

Ability to pee in trash cans and have others not care.
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Can only be used in nasty public restrooms.

Ability to pee in trash cans and have others not care.
This only works with trash can fires...
Can identify judicial nominees that will "turn" when appointed...
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only accurate when they are nominated by a socialist

super hearing: can hear quiet sounds clearly, over a mile away
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only accurate when they are nominated by a socialist

super hearing: can hear quiet sounds clearly, over a mile away
You can never sleep because you are deafened by the teens in the backseat

Ability to live happily with lots of ammo and a wife who likes to shoot things but not me
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You can never sleep because you are deafened by the teens in the backseat

Ability to live happily with lots of ammo and a wife who likes to shoot things but not me
You wife is joy behar.

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