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02-09-2013, 02:53 PM
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#201
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Originally Posted by rocshaman
Unfortunately you have a harelip and no one can understand a thing you're saying.
The power to win any argument with a liberal and in fact make them finally see reason. An amazing feat by anyone's standards.
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They see the reason to throw all conservatives in jail.
The ability to never need a restroom
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02-10-2013, 03:08 AM
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#202
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Location: Iota, Louisiana
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Originally Posted by potentialglock
They see the reason to throw all conservatives in jail.
The ability to never need a restroom
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You don't need a restroom because you go in public and get arrested.
You're able to play any musical instrument without ever needing to learn or practice.
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02-10-2013, 03:19 AM
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#203
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62 gr Fusion
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Originally Posted by jasrrt
You don't need a restroom because you go in public and get arrested.
You're able to play any musical instrument without ever needing to learn or practice.
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You don't have hands.
Ability to fabricate guns and ammo from scrap metal
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02-10-2013, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Squawk
You don't have hands.
Ability to fabricate guns and ammo from scrap metal
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They fall apart after one round.
The ability to explode things with my mind.
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02-10-2013, 05:15 AM
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Unpopulist
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Location: Portland,OR
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you suffer explosive diarrhea every time you use it.
able to use remote viewing to see anything anyone else does.
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"You can have it fast, cheap and accurate...pick any two."~Me
"Educate and Inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and they will preserve them." ~Thomas Jefferson
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02-10-2013, 03:19 PM
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Okie from Muskogee
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Location: 2,000 miles Northwest of Bill's Laundromat, Bar & Grill, CA
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Originally Posted by Cattledog
you suffer explosive diarrhea every time you use it.
able to use remote viewing to see anything anyone else does.
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Can only be used in nasty public restrooms.
Ability to pee in trash cans and have others not care.
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02-10-2013, 05:28 PM
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Quitters never win!
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Location: Great State of Texas
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Originally Posted by Blueguns
Can only be used in nasty public restrooms.
Ability to pee in trash cans and have others not care.
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This only works with trash can fires...
Can identify judicial nominees that will "turn" when appointed...
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02-10-2013, 08:10 PM
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Unpopulist
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only accurate when they are nominated by a socialist
super hearing: can hear quiet sounds clearly, over a mile away
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Join the NRA Here!
"You can have it fast, cheap and accurate...pick any two."~Me
"Educate and Inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and they will preserve them." ~Thomas Jefferson
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02-10-2013, 08:12 PM
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#209
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Posts: 1,160
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Originally Posted by Cattledog
only accurate when they are nominated by a socialist
super hearing: can hear quiet sounds clearly, over a mile away
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You can never sleep because you are deafened by the teens in the backseat
Ability to live happily with lots of ammo and a wife who likes to shoot things but not me
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02-12-2013, 05:40 AM
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#210
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Location: Iota, Louisiana
Posts: 188
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Originally Posted by potentialglock
You can never sleep because you are deafened by the teens in the backseat
Ability to live happily with lots of ammo and a wife who likes to shoot things but not me
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You wife is joy behar.
Super sense of smell.
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