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02-06-2013, 01:54 PM
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#191
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tips his hat...
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Your entire life is boring and you drop dead of old age.
Ability to teleport anywhere in the known universe.
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"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)
~ Jim
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02-06-2013, 02:01 PM
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#192
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Originally Posted by rocshaman
Your entire life is boring and you drop dead of old age.
Ability to teleport anywhere in the known universe.
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It never has oxygen.
Ability to breathe in any enviroment
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02-08-2013, 02:08 AM
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#193
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Okie from Muskogee
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Location: 2,000 miles Northwest of Bill's Laundromat, Bar & Grill, CA
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Originally Posted by potentialglock
It never has oxygen.
Ability to breathe in any enviroment
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You can only do it on Monday mornings at 6 am.
Ability to shoot 100/100 trap with a .22
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02-08-2013, 02:48 AM
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#194
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But no one can see it
The ability to know where everyone is located.
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02-08-2013, 04:40 AM
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Unpopulist
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it takes 3 days to process
able to make anyone on tv say "I doodied myself!" at will, in real time.
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Join the NRA Here!
"You can have it fast, cheap and accurate...pick any two."~Me
"Educate and Inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and they will preserve them." ~Thomas Jefferson
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02-08-2013, 09:14 AM
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#196
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Location: Iota, Louisiana
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You actually "doodie" yourself every time you use such power.
The ability to stop time and still move about.
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02-08-2013, 02:32 PM
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#197
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tips his hat...
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Location: Northern Oklahoma
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Can only be done while watching "Bewitched" reruns.
Ability to sound exactly like Barrack Obama while talking on the phone.
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"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)
~ Jim
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02-08-2013, 10:44 PM
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#198
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You can only do it while your standing on your head with your right index finger in your left ear.
ability to know the truth behind every conspiracy theory there ever was.
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02-08-2013, 10:46 PM
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#199
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Location: Marxachusetts
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You can only do it while your standing on your head with your right index finger in your left ear.
ability to know the truth behind every conspiracy theory there ever was.
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But you hear it in a language you don't know
Ability to speak any language and there are no conditions on it 
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LIVE FREE OR DIE!
MOLON LABE！
“The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.”- Thomas Jefferson
“Disarm the people- that is the best and most effective way to enslave them.”- James Madison
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02-09-2013, 01:43 PM
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#200
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tips his hat...
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Location: Northern Oklahoma
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Unfortunately you have a harelip and no one can understand a thing you're saying.
The power to win any argument with a liberal and in fact make them finally see reason. An amazing feat by anyone's standards.
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"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)
~ Jim
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