[potentialglock]

Originally Posted by donthav1

condition: you are only allowed to make spy kids & police academy sequels

power: ability to speed up or slow down time

You can only slow down when you want to speed up or speed up when you want to slow down.

Ability to never have pain

[Logan901]

Condition: You also feel no pleasure

Power: Can move any object with your mind.

[JCANNON]

That object always hits you in the face.. Power to do any math calculation instantly

[kaido]

Originally Posted by JCANNON

That object always hits you in the face.. Power to do any math calculation instantly

Your math is always wrong.

The ability to enjoy coyote hunting tomorrow.

EDIT: upon checking the weather, I found my condition already......

[Cattledog]

your sac will be frozen to your leg the whole time

the ability to accurately type 100 words per minute.

[kaido]

Originally Posted by Cattledog

your sac will be frozen to your leg the whole time

the ability to accurately type 100 words per minute.

Heck I thought that was gonna happen. But that wasn't the worst of it. There's excises going on up in the base where we go since its an 8 weekend season. Because of this we only had two square miles to hunt and three other people showed up.

You can type it all accurately, but every sentence is in the wrong order.

The ability to predict when coyotes are going to most interested in the calls.

[rocshaman]

It only happens at 2:00 AM when you're asleep.

Ability to find oil at any depth using water witch techniques.

[Squawk]

Originally Posted by rocshaman

It only happens at 2:00 AM when you're asleep.

Ability to find oil at any depth using water witch techniques.

You have Hydrophobia

Ability to teleport

[kaido]

Originally Posted by Squawk

You have Hydrophobia

Ability to teleport

Each time you teleport, you lose some hair.

The power to not get annoyed over stupid stuff.

[longunner]

Originally Posted by kaido

Each time you teleport, you lose some hair.

The power to not get annoyed over stupid stuff.

You get even more annoyed at things that shouldn't bother you at all

Power to change legislation whenever you want