[potentialglock]

Originally Posted by rurak

Only poison ivy and oak

Can teleport anywhere in the continental US

Your limbs are rearranged each time you teleport.


Heat vision

[woody63m]

Originally Posted by potentialglock

Your limbs are rearranged each time you teleport.

Heat vision

Only to cook popcorn

Power can absorb other super powers

[rocshaman]

Originally Posted by woody63m

Only to cook popcorn

Power can absorb other super powers

You explode when doing so.


You don't freeze at absolute zero.

[Cattledog]

Originally Posted by rocshaman

You explode when doing so.


You don't freeze at absolute zero.

condition: only when you dance gangnam style


Power: can climb up walls and walk on ceilings.

[JCANNON]

You can only do just that and you never touch the floor ever...

Power to not have any conditions

[ZombieBrawler]

Originally Posted by JCANNON

You can only do just that and you never touch the floor ever...

Power to not have any conditions

You have no powers.

Can run without winding myself at 150mph.

[Cattledog]

you need to eat 10 pounds of pasta to make it work

can see through walls

[BrokenArsenal]

But the space between walls is like lead


Ability to make fish jump in the boat (no sea mammals )

[potentialglock]

Too many fish fill the boat and sink it every time.

Ability to make any woman I see pretty

[capto56]

But it makes you look hideous every time.


Power of a flying car to avoid traffic