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BCMjUnKiE 03-16-2012 01:43 AM

Sumbitch
 
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky.

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.

They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.

They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.

Buckethead47 03-16-2012 09:41 PM

ROFL. that's awesome

PanBaccha 03-16-2012 09:58 PM

That's funny! :D

dragunovsks 03-16-2012 10:21 PM

Haha, lol that was a good!

Tackleberry1 03-16-2012 10:26 PM

Scary thought...unless Old Joe "Bidden" was onboard too.

Txhillbilly 03-16-2012 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tackleberry1 (Post 742589)
Scary thought...unless Old Joe "Bidden" was onboard too.

Don't forget about that bitch Pelosi!

AcidFlashGordon 03-17-2012 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tackleberry1 (Post 742589)
Scary thought...unless Old Joe "Bidden" was onboard too.

Don't worry about that old fart. Jeff Dunham has him under control:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7...bidendummy.jpg


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