Subject: Goverment Programs 4 Early Retirement
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early)
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
Those who have not been RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SH!T (Special High Intensity Training) as is possible.
The government has always prided itself on the amount of SH!T it produces.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SH!T, please bring this to the attention of your local MP.
They have been specially trained to give you all the SH!T you can handle.
Been there, done that and have worn out the T-shirt! http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...ons/cowboy.gif
...and there it is. Hope & change.
Suddenly early retirement doesn’t sound so good.
I didn't a freaken t-shirt:confused:
Cane you got a t-shirt:mad:
Good post Jack!
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