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 07-23-2009, 03:21 AM | #1 | When it's Necessary.... Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tornado "Just Blow Me" Alley, Oklahoma U.S.A. Posts: 8,424 |  Subject: Area 51
Subject: Area 51
The year is 1947.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. Now you know!!!!
Jack __________________
Jack
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
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| 07-23-2009, 03:51 AM | #2 | Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,438 |
Now that's a classic. I'm stealing it btw. | |
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| 07-23-2009, 03:58 AM | #3 | Supporting Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Radcliff, Kentucky Posts: 3,507 |
Its a good one and so true __________________ Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
Opaww's Range
Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww | |
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| 07-23-2009, 06:37 AM | #4 | Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: , Aroostook County Maine Posts: 92 |
That was good, have to tell my buddies about this website, they will love this place. | |
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| 07-23-2009, 11:14 AM | #5 | The original Pot Stirrer Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: |, Maryland Posts: 3,036 |
Funny but a bit inaccurate, they might be aliens but they wernt all born in that timeframe. Ok, Pelosi is definitely an alien we have all seen the pics. __________________
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| 07-23-2009, 11:15 AM | #6 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Katy, Texas Posts: 1,376 |
Excellent! Stolen and emailed to my like minded fireinds!
TXnorton | |
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| 07-23-2009, 01:48 PM | #7 | When it's Necessary.... Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tornado "Just Blow Me" Alley, Oklahoma U.S.A. Posts: 8,424 |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yunus
Funny but a bit inaccurate, they might be aliens but they wernt all born in that timeframe. Ok, Pelosi is definitely an alien we have all seen the pics.
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Accuracy is only relevant in shooting and historical facts, not humor. Now hush Yunis, or I will add your name to the list.  __________________
Jack
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.” | |
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| 07-23-2009, 01:56 PM | #8 | Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Albany, New York Posts: 3,252 |
Roflmao!!! __________________
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