[dango]

In another thread , I made mention of WHY I quit drinking , Well , I'll fess up.!
I'm visiting some friends in Colorado and we're somewhere North West of Breckenridge and sippin on Wild Turkey , Mmm..! Virgin powder and a skier's dream...!

I ain't driving , but I have got an Idea where we're a going cause I been here before like 3 times...! Auh.! Feelin all warm and brave ,(STUPID) more like it.!
Pretty good skier + nut case + drunk , Bad odds.!
I rate runs my way and it's "Wussy -Through-Kamikaze" ..! This is what yue might call thee Sonny Bono trail , no trails and almost vertical through the trees!

This is about a 2 mile crazy run and I know I CAN DOO EET..! BUT drunk has decided , NO YUE CAN NOT DOO EET..! We're ready and lookin over thee pretipace and NO FEAR AND DRUNK .....! Well I get 12 feet and do a instant FACE-PLANT and I still got almost two miles to go yet..! EEeeeccckk..! and Ooouuch..!
What feels like two hours of sliding FACE-PLANT is probably 30 minutes , way too long to ski on yur face..! EEecck.!I finally stopped by a tree and the ridiculous pink Ladies muffy hat I was sporting surely saved my face..!My glasses had been stretched down to my crotch and I don't even know how that didn't kill me..! EEck..!

Well , 31 years later and still minor skid marks on me fore-head , I don DREENKS no More..!! Still pluckin snow out a my delicate parts !

[TheDesertFox]

Originally Posted by dango

In another thread , I made mention of WHY I quit drinking , Well , I'll fess up.!
I'm visiting some friends in Colorado and we're somewhere North West of Breckenridge and sippin on Wild Turkey , Mmm..! Virgin powder and a skier's dream...!

I ain't driving , but I have got an Idea where we're a going cause I been here before like 3 times...! Auh.! Feelin all warm and brave ,(STUPID) more like it.!
Pretty good skier + nut case + drunk , Bad odds.!
I rate runs my way and it's "Wussy -Through-Kamikaze" ..! This is what yue might call thee Sonny Bono trail , no trails and almost vertical through the trees!

This is about a 2 mile crazy run and I know I CAN DOO EET..! BUT drunk has decided , NO YUE CAN NOT DOO EET..! We're ready and lookin over thee pretipace and NO FEAR AND DRUNK .....! Well I get 12 feet and do a instant FACE-PLANT and I still got almost two miles to go yet..! EEeeeccckk..! and Ooouuch..!
What feels like two hours of sliding FACE-PLANT is probably 30 minutes , way too long to ski on yur face..! EEecck.!I finally stopped by a tree and the ridiculous pink Ladies muffy hat I was sporting surely saved my face..!My glasses had been stretched down to my crotch and I don't even know how that didn't kill me..! EEck..!

Well , 31 years later and still minor skid marks on me fore-head , I don DREENKS no More..!! Still pluckin snow out a my delicate parts !

Ouch that's one way to stop

[dango]

Originally Posted by TheDesertFox

Ouch that's one way to stop

One way , but not thee way..! Eeeeecck..!

[dango]

This is something I will never admit to that really knows me , but Yeap , I DEED EET.!EEeeeccK..!
Drinkin , in my humble opinion is something one must practice..? I am not a good drinker..! I'm the type that gits all quiet and smilie , easy . I'd probably go home with a cue stick if I drank more than 4 shots of . YUE NOE WILD TURKEY..!..I can't honestly remember what or how , but do remember where and with what..!! EEeeecckk..!

Now I know human nature and some one some where is sure you got me beat..!
You really , really , really do not want to beat this one .! Not if you have one once of self-respect , don't beat this one ..! Scared straight and this was thee LAST TIME I EVER...! EEeeeck..!

To even go there and make claim to this one would be admitting to waking up in some farmers barn with one of his beasts..! Eeeeeccck..!
Sorry , but this GIRL was THAT BAD....! EEeecck..! Come to think about it , I might better have awaken in a barn some where..! Might not have been as trama-tizing..! This beast had "Braggin rights to which I will to my grave , deny..,,!

EEEeeeeecccccckk..!

[locutus]

A young lady I knew a few years back was dating a good friend of mine. Getting serious, and he was very close to proposing.

One afternoon he calls her to got to the movies. She tells him she already has a date. (not true, she was trying to push him into proposing)

He never spoke to her again. Wouldn't return her calls or answer her Emails.

[dango]

Originally Posted by locutus

A young lady I knew a few years back was dating a good friend of mine. Getting serious, and he was very close to proposing.

One afternoon he calls her to got to the movies. She tells him she already has a date. (not true, she was trying to push him into proposing)

He never spoke to her again. Wouldn't return her calls or answer her Emails.

Now that's some kinda plan..?

[dango]

Of my personal , 5000 page" Book of Stupid ", I have covered one page..!

Yuo're gonna have to buy the Book for any more dango bashing , that's as far as I'm going..!!

YO , Where are All you Stupid people at ..?

[towboater]

She shouldn't have been playing head games. Probably a good thing he never talked to her again.

[dango]

Well , I never AD'ed myself yet..? Maybe my Tails ain't fit for here , wrong forum..?

Now , I've seen pictures and I am not the only nut-case alive , I'm going WEB surfing..!

[trip286]

Originally Posted by towboater

She shouldn't have been playing head games. Probably a good thing he never talked to her again.

That's the damn truth. There's no place for games in a relationship, unless that place is the coffee table and involves dice or the kids. Living life in a partnership is serious damn business. No room for bluffs or deceit, even if those bluffs and deceit are intended to reveal your partner's honest thoughts on a matter. In that case, you use trust and communication.