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Old 02-25-2013, 05:32 AM   #31
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Teenager. Doing touch up painting on heavy equipment. Got paint on hands. No problem- there is a can of jelly type paint stripper on the shelf right there. Poured a big ka-plorch out in my palm, and quickly spread it on both hands. For about 4 seconds.

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Nerve killing, overwhelming, you-just-stuck-your-tongue-on-electric fence PAIN Did not know that methylene chloride paint stripper goes right for any nerve endings, and sets them alight while pulling them out through your nostrils.

Damned near passed out it hurt so bad. Got it washed off with the hose, and was able to breathe again after only 2-3 minutes. Immediately put that one into the "Let's not do this again REAL soon" category.
Um. Ow. Lol that sounds horrible. I've done a lot of stupid things in my teenage days. I'm am still young, a kid to most of y'all. Trying to do right and be good.
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Teenager. Doing touch up painting on heavy equipment. Got paint on hands. No problem- there is a can of jelly type paint stripper on the shelf right there. Poured a big ka-plorch out in my palm, and quickly spread it on both hands. For about 4 seconds.

PAIN!

Nerve killing, overwhelming, you-just-stuck-your-tongue-on-electric fence PAIN Did not know that methylene chloride paint stripper goes right for any nerve endings, and sets them alight while pulling them out through your nostrils.

Damned near passed out it hurt so bad. Got it washed off with the hose, and was able to breathe again after only 2-3 minutes. Immediately put that one into the "Let's not do this again REAL soon" category.
LOL......! Now that's what I'm talkin.......!
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Not compatible to your guys story's but I laid a empty bottle of lighter fluid in a fire with the lid closed. Sounded like a 12 gauge went off near my hand.

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Ok , I will speak to thee publisher's and see about my own personal 5000 page "Book of Stupid"..!

Yau'll really just burs-ted my bubble when I was thinkin I was normal all this time..!
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A buddy of mine and his girlfriend were driving home from Michigan after thanksgiving, he stopped at a truck stop or gas station and got some hot wings to snack on.

Fast forward a couple hours after he ate most the hot wings and he decides to put his hand down his gf's pants to....well lets just say "pet the kitty". He apperently didnt think about the hot sauce residue that might have still been on his fingers. She wasnt happy. LOL!

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Well , today ,I had to take the ladies into town , no biggie , right ? Since Mom's moved in , she don't remember too well so's I gotta do somethings that aren't routine..!
Little things but still , not routine..! Pull the knobs off the GAS stove , click the breaker to my deep-well pump off ! Like I said , Mom don't remember too good!

My well could be a problem if it's sucked dry , very slow recovery time since we are on top of this little mountain.! If'n Mom forgets to turn water or gas off Eeeck..!
I got the breaker off and brushing my teeth and they're screaming at me to hurry. Well I brush the ole teefe and once a week , I rinse with Hydrogen-proxide to keep the ole teeth white and squeaky clean , and they're a yelling.!

In my haste , I grab the bottle , (Isopropyl-Alcohol) and take a big mouth full ! OK , Pain and Panic..! Don't need to shave cause now , the alcohol is makin my face hairs (Dissipate) and that'll save time , but by this point , I spit the Alcohol out and reach for a QUICK GLASS OF WATER,NOW , RIGHT NOW..! I'm crying and the tears are blinding me and...NO WATER.......Eeecckk!
I can't see , can't speak , and THEY ARE A YELLIN.! I FLY through the house , trip over the dog and NO WATER . Finally get to Fridge WAAAATTEERR...!!
I finally quit crying an hour ago , Damn ,..........?

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well , I'm sittin on my favorite chair in my bed-room and I got snap-caps in the ole pistols and I'm a shootin bad guys in the movie left and right ..! My wife just looks at me , but doesn't say nothin.! We been married a while and she knows that she does not need to hear what might come out of my face at any givin time cause I am a nut case.I make her laugh ALL THE TIME and I swear , I don't know where this stuff comes from..? Like gravity , it JUST IS,,!

I rackin and shootin ,..rackin and shootin...look at the wife and say YO .
CLint Eastwood style , slam , bam , thank yue mam , OOooocchh..........!!

EEEeeeccckkk..! My little pinkie slipped into the ejection port..! YES , of coarse , I let the slide go and (LIGHTENING) OOooouuuccch...! Well , a little imagination here.? Yes , I still have a pinkie , but sure it'll never be the same..!

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After my gma made me watch Mary poppins when I was 3 I thought she can float with an umbrella, so I can do it too, I couldn't find an umbrella, so the next best thing and plastic Wal-Mart bag parachute and I head to the hay loft of our barn, lucky I landed in a pile of hay or I would have broken something. Long story short it worked fine until the bag ripped open and I fell from the sky like a bag of potatoes!

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After my gma made me watch Mary poppins when I was 3 I thought she can float with an umbrella, so I can do it too, I couldn't find an umbrella, so the next best thing and plastic Wal-Mart bag parachute and I head to the hay loft of our barn, lucky I landed in a pile of hay or I would have broken something. Long story short it worked fine until the bag ripped open and I fell from the sky like a bag of potatoes!
Haha I used to use Walmart bag parachutes all the time as a little kid. Good times.........good times.
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Haha I used to use Walmart bag parachutes all the time as a little kid. Good times.........good times.
They worked good off my bunk beds, but not so much 30+ feet up lol
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