Ive done boat loads of stupit sheet, but id rather tell bout what my bro told me the other day...
He works head of security at a big hospital round here. In comes this guy to the emergency room all screamin n squakin hold his southern parts which looks like hes got a softball shoved in his drawers. Hes frantically demanding they"cut it off!!""cut it off!!
Finally they sedate this clown so hes calm enuff to deal with him. Taking off his pants they come to his plight,his "lower" head was swollen to the size ofa ball. Upon further investagation they spot somthing shiny.
The follow figured it might be a good idea to pass the time cuffing the carrot with his wedding ring. At some point during this brillant act guess he noticed the thing was stuck.
Out come the power tools to remove said ring,followed by snickers and jaw drops for the next couple weeks at the water cooler.