When i was about 3 or 4 my dad re modeled our bathroom and put the old toilet on the side of the house with the garbage cans. Little Jonny comes along while playin outside and decides he has to take a number two. After I finished I walked inside got my dad and told him i needed wipping paper and there wasnt any. Ive never seen anyone laugh harder in my life to see crap in a toilet!
I used to work in a plumbing store when I was in high school, some little kid would mistake the displays for the real thing about once a month. It sucked being the bottom of the seniorty list on those days.
My readings of history convinces me that most bad government results from to much government.....Thomas Jefferson
Being Ignorant is not so much a shame as being unwilling to learn............Benjamin Franklin
If Barack Obama is the answer, the how damn stupid was the question.