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02-24-2013, 02:39 AM
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Stupid Things.......
This thread is devoted to telling stories of stupid things we have done in our live. Well one of my stupidest ones was last year when I was walking on my dads back after he got home from work. Well he wanted me to put some icy-hot on his back so I did. After I got done I went to the bathroom to pee and, without washing my hand with the icy-hot on it, did so.................Needless to say.........it was not fun................Now try to top that
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02-24-2013, 02:42 AM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Ah, the inexperience of youth...
There's probably no one here who hasn't had the icy hot on the old bag of tools.
Once upon a time, I forgot my count while milking a grenade. No injuries to report, but it were a close call matey.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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02-24-2013, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDesertFox
This thread is devoted to telling stories of stupid things we have done in our live. Well one of my stupidest ones was last year when I was walking on my dads back after he got home from work. Well he wanted me to put some icy-hot on his back so I did. After I got done I went to the bathroom to pee and, without washing my hand with the icy-hot on it, did so.................Needless to say.........it was not fun................Now try to top that
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*lives. thats stupid thing #242423121 haha
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02-24-2013, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by trip286
Ah, the inexperience of youth...
There's probably no one here who hasn't had the icy hot on the old bag of tools.
Once upon a time, I forgot my count while milking a grenade. No injuries to report, but it were a close call matey.
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Wow. A bit more deadly than some icy-hot haha
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02-24-2013, 02:59 AM
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As to stay polite and NOT pirate your thread , I will merely be a spectator and laugh along and try hard to keep my little fingers quiet.!
Make me laugh , I love stupid and it loves me..!  LOL...!
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02-24-2013, 03:37 AM
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My ex'es. I had one that asked me to support her after knowing her for five days. I said if you are that crazy I am outta here, so she quit her job not taking me serious and I cut off all ties right then.
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02-24-2013, 03:48 AM
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When i was about 3 or 4 my dad re modeled our bathroom and put the old toilet on the side of the house with the garbage cans. Little Jonny comes along while playin outside and decides he has to take a number two. After I finished I walked inside got my dad and told him i needed wipping paper and there wasnt any. Ive never seen anyone laugh harder in my life to see crap in a toilet!
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02-24-2013, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by jon1992d
When i was about 3 or 4 my dad re modeled our bathroom and put the old toilet on the side of the house with the garbage cans. Little Jonny comes along while playin outside and decides he has to take a number two. After I finished I walked inside got my dad and told him i needed wipping paper and there wasnt any. Ive never seen anyone laugh harder in my life to see crap in a toilet!
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Hahahahaha
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02-24-2013, 05:48 AM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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This thread is devoted to telling stories of stupid things we have done in our live.
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Nothing I would be willing to admit here on the open forum.
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02-24-2013, 05:52 AM
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jon1992d
When i was about 3 or 4 my dad re modeled our bathroom and put the old toilet on the side of the house with the garbage cans. Little Jonny comes along while playin outside and decides he has to take a number two. After I finished I walked inside got my dad and told him i needed wipping paper and there wasnt any. Ive never seen anyone laugh harder in my life to see crap in a toilet!
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now that was frigging hilarious! good one dude!
that one truly deserved more than one like!
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