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Hey, I'm looking for a job. Maybe I could get paid to retrain the deer to cross properly or only in less traveled roads.  I'd be an employee of the DNR.
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10-15-2012, 05:44 PM
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Seriously, she is so stupid she can't be that good in bed. 
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10-16-2012, 01:51 AM
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Hey, I'm looking for a job. Maybe I could get paid to retrain the deer to cross properly or only in less traveled roads. I'd be an employee of the DNR. |
Yeah, you could redirect them to my freezer!
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Maybe, but just think of the creative things you could talk her into! The possibilities are limitless!
Too bad I'm too honest to do such a thing........ maybe.
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10-16-2012, 01:55 AM
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This statement. Does not compute I am afraid. 
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10-16-2012, 12:31 PM
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You could print your own 'How to ....' manual for everything! Your doing wrong but that book will help you.
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You're Doing it Wrong!
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10-16-2012, 01:21 PM
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Maybe, but just think of the creative things you could talk her into! The possibilities are limitless!
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yes honey im sure this is how its supposed to be.. look theres a sign, see.
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Where's Jeff Foxworthy at when you need him...;-)
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10-16-2012, 03:35 PM
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I've always loved Foghorn Leghorn. My voice favors his I am told.....
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