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Old 10-15-2012, 05:38 PM   #31
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Hey, I'm looking for a job. Maybe I could get paid to retrain the deer to cross properly or only in less traveled roads. I'd be an employee of the DNR.

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WHY could I never have met a woman THIS gullible when I was a bachelor???
Seriously, she is so stupid she can't be that good in bed.
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Yeah, you could redirect them to my freezer!

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Seriously, she is so stupid she can't be that good in bed.
Maybe, but just think of the creative things you could talk her into! The possibilities are limitless!

Too bad I'm too honest to do such a thing........ maybe.
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This statement. Does not compute I am afraid.
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You could print your own 'How to ....' manual for everything! Your doing wrong but that book will help you.

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Maybe, but just think of the creative things you could talk her into! The possibilities are limitless!

Too bad I'm too honest to do such a thing........ maybe.
yes honey im sure this is how its supposed to be.. look theres a sign, see.
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Where's Jeff Foxworthy at when you need him...;-)

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