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Old 03-09-2010, 02:01 AM   #1
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Just found this amazing site with stupid customer stories, customer support calls and the like. If you have ever worked in retail or customer service this will have you rolling.

Me: “Police Department, how may I help you?”
Caller: “Yes. I’m over at the truck stop and there’s a girl here selling perfume. But she’s going around to all the truckers and flashing them. I think she’s selling more than perfume.”
Me: “Alright sir, I can dispatch an officer. Can you describe the girl to me?”
Caller: “Oh, about a B cup. Not too bad but nothing you would want to go home and brag to mom about.”
Me: “Er…what about her hair color and skin color?”
Caller: “Oh…I guess your question makes more sense now.”

“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.”

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupid"
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:27 AM   #2
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That reminds me of the guy who calls 911 to get an ambulance for his woman/friend that is hurting.

He is on Eucalyptus and the 911 dispatcher asks the guy to spell it for her.

The guy pauses...

Then he says he is going to drag the victim over to Oak....


Good times....
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