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Old 10-30-2012, 02:22 AM   #1
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we all know some of our employers are a bit..uh....odd sometimes. i figured i'd try & start a thread about some of the stuff your boss says that just makes you go WTF???

for example, what i heard the other day: "when you get to that house, try to get the most done first."

our part time guy calls to get directions to the job site, conversation goes like this:

bob: "where are you guys at?"
boss: "across the street from the van"

let's here some of yours

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Not personal experience from me but a friend of mine once heard, "sorry I screwed your wife"

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Since I work for myself, I'm my own boss...

Everything my boss says is witty, charming and intelligent...

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Honestly I don't have anything nice to say so, you know what they say about that.

So on that note....I'll just leave this here

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Since I work for myself, I'm my own boss...

Everything my boss says is witty, charming and intelligent...

i can agree with this statement, seein as i am my own boss also.

PLUS, my boss is a DAMN GOOD-LOOKIN S.O.B!
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i can agree with this statement, seein as i am my own boss also.

PLUS, my boss is a DAMN GOOD-LOOKIN S.O.B!
Brown noser!!!

On second thought, maybe I'll try suckin' up to myself...I'm waaay overdue for a raise...

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Brown noser!!!

On second thought, maybe I'll try suckin' myself...I'm waaay overdue for a raise...
Whoa,wait,what?...so that explains how you achieved such greatness. Lmfao
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Whoa,wait,what?...so that explains how you achieved such greatness. Lmfao
Well played sir, your clever editing did not go unnoticed... you just made the list and my vengeance will come swiftly...or when I get around to it, whichever comes first...


And I'm not nearly as great as I think I am....








...because I tried... I could never reach...:eek:
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I had a Lieutenant a long tiime ago that overheard an officer's radio transmission "95 one time, in route to Brack" meaning a person in custody, in route to the local trauma center. His reply was "Ahhh, music to my ears".

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