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donthav1 10-30-2012 02:22 AM

Stuff my boss says....
 
we all know some of our employers are a bit..uh....odd sometimes. i figured i'd try & start a thread about some of the stuff your boss says that just makes you go WTF???

for example, what i heard the other day: "when you get to that house, try to get the most done first." :confused:

our part time guy calls to get directions to the job site, conversation goes like this:

bob: "where are you guys at?"
boss: "across the street from the van"

let's here some of yours

silverado113 10-30-2012 02:25 AM

Not personal experience from me but a friend of mine once heard, "sorry I screwed your wife" :eek:

mountainman13 10-30-2012 02:39 AM

My phone rings and I hear "your phone is leaking".

vincent 10-30-2012 02:43 AM

Since I work for myself, I'm my own boss...

Everything my boss says is witty, charming and intelligent...:p

Wiebelhaus 10-30-2012 02:48 AM

Honestly I don't have anything nice to say so, you know what they say about that.

So on that note....I'll just leave this here http://www.winklerdaily.com/dontwhackyourboss1.gif

USEBOTHHANDS 10-30-2012 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vincent (Post 995206)
Since I work for myself, I'm my own boss...

Everything my boss says is witty, charming and intelligent...:p


i can agree with this statement, seein as i am my own boss also.

PLUS, my boss is a DAMN GOOD-LOOKIN S.O.B! :D

vincent 10-30-2012 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USEBOTHHANDS (Post 995211)
i can agree with this statement, seein as i am my own boss also.

PLUS, my boss is a DAMN GOOD-LOOKIN S.O.B! :D

Brown noser!!! :p

On second thought, maybe I'll try suckin' up to myself...I'm waaay overdue for a raise...;)


mountainman13 10-30-2012 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vincent

Brown noser!!! :p

On second thought, maybe I'll try suckin' myself...I'm waaay overdue for a raise...;)

Whoa,wait,what?...so that explains how you achieved such greatness. Lmfao

vincent 10-30-2012 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountainman13 (Post 995223)
Whoa,wait,what?...so that explains how you achieved such greatness. Lmfao

Well played sir, your clever editing did not go unnoticed...:D you just made the list and my vengeance will come swiftly...or when I get around to it, whichever comes first...:p


And I'm not nearly as great as I think I am....








...because I tried... I could never reach...:eek:

robocop10mm 10-30-2012 03:44 AM

I had a Lieutenant a long tiime ago that overheard an officer's radio transmission "95 one time, in route to Brack" meaning a person in custody, in route to the local trauma center. His reply was "Ahhh, music to my ears".


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