1. Please don't park your bloody cart in the middle of the bloody aisle and then stand there with your thumb up your bloody backside.
2. Do not block the entrance/exit of an aisle and talk to your jackbump friends you run into at the store.
3. Stop talking on your cellphone while walking down the aisle slowing everyone behind you.
4. Walk in single file in the store do not let your kids fill the entire width of the aisle as you walk.
I have others but I'll confine myself to these for now
“Somebody has to speak for these people. Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this—they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people...better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.” Mal Reynolds Serenity/Firefly