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Old 02-24-2010, 01:27 AM   #11
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I like the CA one, but a better one is....

"California-Land/Home of the fruits and nuts."

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"California-be careful or we'll step up the production of liberals."

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And here I always thought our motto was ......

"Oregon. taking the wood to the Beaver!"

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I bet the Mississippi Government gets a lot of anonymous donations from the state of Arkansas. They've got to keep you guys around so they won't be last in all the bad categories (education, welfare recipients, unemployment...) Ha ha.

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I'll throw in one for NSW - "Founded by criminals - and little has changed"


Sadly, this is not a joke

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Fair enough.

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I really liked the New York one:


New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney and No Right To Self Defense!


But.........we gotta come up with a different one for Colorado.......I only know a hand ful of locals that really are serious in to snow skiing.

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Good ones! Altho for Colorado, it should be "We don't CARE how they did it in California!". Alternative would be "4 wheel drive does not STOP any better than 2 wheel drive".

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Ha ha ha.......good ones C3! So true, so true!

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