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Old 02-23-2010, 05:23 PM   #1
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DO YOU KNOW YOUR STATE'S MOTTO?




Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona

Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.


Arkansas

Lituracy Ain't Everythang.


California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, only smaller


Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids and Our Voting Skills


Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money, Go Home.)


Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky

Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.


Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!


Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


Minnesota

10,000 Lakes... and 10 Zillion Mosquitoes


Mississippi

Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana

Land Of The Big Sky , The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies and Honest Elections!


Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada

Hookers and Poker!


New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!


New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Snacks


New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney and No Right To Self Defense!


North Carolina

Tobacco Is Really A Vegetable


North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma

Like The Play, but No Singing


Oregon

Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal


Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island. Is it?


South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet You Yankee Scum.


South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum


Texas

Se Hable Ingles


Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont

Too liberal for the Kennedy's


Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington

Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!


West Virginia

One Big Happy Family - Really!


Wisconsin

Come Cut the Cheese!


Wyoming

Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared -

Home of Brokeback Mountain


The District of Columbia

The Work-Free Drug Place!
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Funny and not just a little truth in there.

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Jo, you always find a way to brighten our day...

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Nice one. I especially liked the Mississippi one!

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Nice one. I especially liked the Mississippi one!
Pffffft! Like you were literate, Arkansas (i know you have a translator typing for ya). You guys could've at least come up with an original name for your state; Kansas + Ar isn't fooling anyone.

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Hay, if'in she ain't good enuf fer her own fammly.............

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Where do you find this stuff? I enjoyed it though.

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Ohio was dead on!!

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Lol, Michigan. Love it!

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The Work-Free Drug Place!

That clears a lot of things up!

Can we get the congress on a 12 step program?

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