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Old 02-23-2010, 06:23 PM   #1
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Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.


Lituracy Ain't Everythang.


By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


Like Massachusetts, only smaller


We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


Ask Us About Our Grandkids and Our Voting Skills


We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money, Go Home.)


More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


We Do Amazing Things With Corn


First Of The Rectangle States


Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names


We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.


We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!


First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


10,000 Lakes... and 10 Zillion Mosquitoes


Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State


Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Land Of The Big Sky , The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies and Honest Elections!


Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Snacks

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney and No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina

Tobacco Is Really A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


At Least We're Not Michigan


Like The Play, but No Singing


Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner


Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island. Is it?

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet You Yankee Scum.

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota


Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum


Se Hable Ingles


Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Too liberal for the Kennedy's


Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family - Really!


Come Cut the Cheese!


Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared -

Home of Brokeback Mountain

The District of Columbia

The Work-Free Drug Place!

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

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Old 02-23-2010, 06:49 PM   #2
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Funny and not just a little truth in there.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”Samuel Adams
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Jo, you always find a way to brighten our day...
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Nice one. I especially liked the Mississippi one!
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Originally Posted by suprdave View Post
Nice one. I especially liked the Mississippi one!
Pffffft! Like you were literate, Arkansas (i know you have a translator typing for ya). You guys could've at least come up with an original name for your state; Kansas + Ar isn't fooling anyone.

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Hay, if'in she ain't good enuf fer her own fammly.............
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Where do you find this stuff? I enjoyed it though.
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Ohio was dead on!!
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Lol, Michigan. Love it!
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The Work-Free Drug Place!

That clears a lot of things up!

Can we get the congress on a 12 step program?

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