State of the union
DO YOU KNOW YOUR STATE'S MOTTO?
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Like Massachusetts, only smaller
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Ask Us About Our Grandkids and Our Voting Skills
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money, Go Home.)
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
First Of The Rectangle States
Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
10,000 Lakes... and 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Land Of The Big Sky , The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies and Honest Elections!
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Hookers and Poker!
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
Lizards Make Excellent Snacks
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney and No Right To Self Defense!
Tobacco Is Really A Vegetable
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
At Least We're Not Michigan
Like The Play, but No Singing
Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
Cook With Coal
We're Not REALLY An Island. Is it?
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet You Yankee Scum.
Closer Than North Dakota
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
Se Hable Ingles
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Too liberal for the Kennedy's
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!
One Big Happy Family - Really!
Come Cut the Cheese!
Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared -
Home of Brokeback Mountain
The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place!
Funny and not just a little truth in there. ;)
Jo, you always find a way to brighten our day...:D
Nice one. I especially liked the Mississippi one!
Hay, if'in she ain't good enuf fer her own fammly............. :D
Where do you find this stuff? I enjoyed it though.
Ohio was dead on!! :D
Lol, Michigan. Love it!
The Work-Free Drug Place!
That clears a lot of things up!
Can we get the congress on a 12 step program?
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