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Old 06-19-2010, 03:49 AM   #31
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Hang donuts in front of the treadmill then hook it up to a power generator then make them run to cook your toast......

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Old 06-19-2010, 04:04 AM   #32
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I can't afford the cops. I keep trolls as trophies and I hide them under newspapers and magazines because criminals don't read.

I am gonna try to put computers in every room with a loaded YouTube video in the hopes it influences the bad guys. I think that vids of "Fried Green Tomatoes" and "Beaches" just might take the fight out of them and scare them away. Don't worry, because my wife is well trained in using the internet and watching chick flicks, so that is covered.

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I've never used the feature, and can't believe I'm asking, but how does "ignore" work?

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I've never used the feature, and can't believe I'm asking, but how does "ignore" work?
You couldn't ignore me even if you tried...
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Not you, azz, how do I ignore those who irritate and won't just leave?
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Im in but only if it's a midget cop on suspense for kickin names and takin ass. Well you know what I mean. The little people are way easier to hide in my wife panty drawer.

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I have three words for you...well..I can't spell two so I'll just say...NINJAS!!!!
THey eat less than cops and you can use them as plant hangers because they think it's training!!

See how well these toss the stars to each other so they can defeat the big ninja? that spells bad with a capital AD

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Im in but only if it's a midget cop on suspense for kickin names and takin ass. Well you know what I mean. The little people are way easier to hide in my wife panty drawer.
All I can say is Half Pint Brawlers....
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:48 AM   #39
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Hell ya. I have one in my wife's closet. They'll never find him there.

And I saved him from having to be a mall cop.
I had one in the wife's closet also but he disappeared when the wife took off with her boyfriend
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